Dust on the floor!?!?

The Dead Alien

By Poutama

Once there was an alien that crept into Poutama. No one saw her come in, no one saw her sitting on the mat by Tiahorangi. Poutama students sat singing ‘Mean’, this was Jamaerah’s favourite song. You could tell because she was the best at showing her actions.

But as the class sung and danced, slowly the alien began to…

sing along.

dab to the song.

write a story.

run around in circles around the classroom.

As she ran around she ripped up…

money.

… out Holly’s hair.

the floor.

Matty was shocked at what he saw, in fact he let out a high pitched scream. George took the opportunity to let out a fart. Mrs Whitta said, “oh my word… get out George”.

Suddenly Lucas W stood straight up, got out his lazer gun and pointed it at the alien, he said “time to die” (in a nasily voice).

The alien said “oh no, don’t shoot me”. Connor said “just do it”. So Lucas W did and ZAaaaaAAAAAaaaaP. All that was left was brown dirt on Poutama’s carpet.

The end.

Or is it...